Meet the most wonderfully absurd holiday toy to ever land in the toy bin — Tuffy's Santa Pickle is exactly what it sounds like, and dogs absolutely lose their minds over it. Tuffy has taken two of the internet's favorite things (Santa Claus and the inexplicable pickle ornament tradition) and turned them into a squeaky, tug-ready plaything that gets the whole family laughing while the dog drags it around like a hard-won prize.

Tuffy builds this little guy to last, with up to four layers of bonded material, seven rows of stitching, and reinforced webbing along the outer edges where toys typically give out first. The squeaker lives inside its own internal pouch, so even determined chewers have to work a little harder to get to it — and when playtime inevitably gets messy, the Santa Pickle is fully machine washable and even floats, earning a solid 7 on Tuffy's own TuffScale rating.

This toy is a natural fit for moderate to heavy chewers who love a good squeak and an enthusiastic game of tug, and it makes a ridiculously fun stocking stuffer for any dog who deserves a little holiday silliness — which, let's be honest, is all of them. Dog Dish carries the Santa Pickle in one size, ideally suited for most medium to large dogs.