{"product_id":"due-to-personal-reasons-im-evil-now-sticker-cat-witch","title":"Sticker | Due to Personal Reasons, I'm Evil Now","description":"\u003cp\u003eDog Dish carries this delightfully sarcastic sticker from Yarnival because sometimes pet parents need to express their perfectly justified mood shifts with humor. The \"Due to Personal Reasons, I'm Evil Now\" design captures that relatable moment when life's chaos has pushed someone past their limit, making it an instant conversation starter that fellow dog owners will absolutely understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis premium vinyl decal measures 2.4\" x 3\" and features heavy-duty construction that stands up to real-world use. The sticker is scratch-resistant, completely weatherproof and waterproof, plus dishwasher-safe for items that need regular cleaning. The high-quality vinyl material maintains its vibrant appearance and strong adhesion whether applied to indoor or outdoor surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis versatile sticker works perfectly for any pet parent who appreciates witty, self-aware humor and wants to personalize their belongings with personality. It adheres beautifully to laptops, water bottles, car bumpers, phone cases, planners, or any smooth surface where a touch of sardonic charm is welcome. Available in one standard size that delivers maximum impact without overwhelming smaller items.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yarnival","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45391593701549,"sku":"63997190601549","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/5555\/7549\/files\/Screenshot_2026-06-20_at_2.01.39_PM.png?v=1781984478","url":"https:\/\/shopdogdish.com\/products\/due-to-personal-reasons-im-evil-now-sticker-cat-witch","provider":"Dog Dish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}